Funny one from the Shed
In your Melbourne slums, In your Melbourne slums, You look in the dustbins for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Melbourne slums! In your Melbourne slums You sh*t on the carpet, you p*ss in the bath, You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh In your Melbourne slums... In your Melbourne slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink shirt and have curly hair, In your Melbourne slums... In your Melbourne slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too f*cking thick, In your Melbourne slums...
(Ed: Great song, hats off! Great ringtone for your phone too. Get it on our Android and iOS apps)
Sung by Perth Glory fans to Wellington Phoenix goalkeeper when Phoenix takes a Goal Kick. An alternative to Glory's "You Fat Bastard" chant.
There's Only One Perth Glory! Chant
Perth's fans rendition of a football fanchant favourite
The Teapot Song (Are We Happy?) Chant
Song sung by Perth Glory active fans zone "The Shed", when winning matches 2-1. Song originated in the Elephant and Wheelbarrow, the local pre-match pub that fans venture to. The name comes from the turning dance done at the end of every verse, which due to fans holding their drinks, resembles a teapot. Fans repeat every line